Athena updated her status~
WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS?! HOW DARE MY DAUGHTER, MY FAVORITE DAUGHTER, BE LET ALONE DATING THIS RETCHED BOY, BUT I DARE FIND THEM KISSING?!?!?!? HOW COULD SHE FIND THIS PIECE OF SEA TRASH ATTRACTIVE????? HE IS A USELESS WATER WORM! AND HOW DARE THEY DO BE DOING SUCH THINGS IN MY HOME!!!!!!!!!! with--Annabeth Chase
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Zeus: THEY WERE ON OLYMPUS, KISSING?!
Hera: Well, you know I wouldn't have thought any better of your daughter. She is a low degenerate ungrateful human. You shouldn't be too upset.
Athena: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!
Hera: Just because your Zeus's favorite daughter doesn't mean that you have any room to be this rude to his wife {a.k.a. QUEEN OF OLYMPUS}
Athena: Yeah, yeah, yeah, what ever.
Hera: What did you just say?!
Zeus: Um, excuse me can we get back to the main item at hand: WHY WERE THEY ON OLYMPUS KISSING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Hera: Because, all of Athena's children are, oh how do the kids now a-days say it, oh yes: HOES!
Annabeth Chase: What did you just call me?!
Abigail Gaffney: Oh, no, unuh no you just didn't.
Matt Smith: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A HOE, HOE?!
Mary Smith: DON'T YOU CALL ME AND MY BROTHER HOES.
Abigail Gaffney: Yeah, they'll kick your giant sparkly god butt.
Annabeth Chase: They don't mean disrespect Queen Hera, though they are telling the truth, we are just confused why you have any business in this!?
Hera: Because, as you rudely pointed out I AM QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zeus: Oh, just shut the F up! We don't care Hera! So just shut up!
Hera: What did you just say to me?!
Zeus: I just told you to shut up! Now why don't you!?
~Hera and Zeus have logged off~
Grover has updated his status~
Percy, you need to hop into the lake like now.
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Percy Jackson: Why?
Grover Underwood: Uh, because you and Annabeth might have started a war between the gods..again.
Percy Jackson: I DIDN'T DO NOTHING! I SWEAR!
Grover Underwood: Um, I beg to differ. Zeus, Athena, and Hera saw you and Annabeth kissing on Olympus, I mean I give you props but still not a good plan dude.
Percy Jackson: Oh, that...grap.
Grover Underwood: Uh, what?
Percy Jackson: same as bench, ducking, you know what I meant dude.
Grover Underwood: Ohhhh, but yeah seriously: get your bass in the lake and stay hidden. Maybe take Annabeth with you.
Percy Jackson: They that mad?
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Facebook (A Percy Jackson story) (Watty Award Winner 2013)
FanfictionJust random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and pl...
