A/N: I would like to say really quickly that: A) This was written in the two thousand and twelve early two thousand tirteen. This means, that it was written and published BEFORE House of Hades came out. B) Yes, I know, we ALL know a certain characters statements are false now, however, when I wrote this they were still correct. No I am not fixing it. And no I will not be changing it, okay now please go on and read.
~Annabeth updated her status~
Men are like slinkies. Pretty much useless but fun to push down stairs.
-Athena, Artemis, Hera, Rachel Dare, and 13 others like this~
-comments-
Artemis: Preaching to the chorus sister!
Athena: Well, yes they are quite fun to shove down stairs :3
Poseidon: My neck STILL hurts!
Athena; Well maybe you should look where you are going!
Poseidon: You shoved me down all 600 flights of stairs of the Empire State building!
Athena; As I said, you should look where you are going.
Poseidon: WTF?!
Hera: Hm, thanks for the idea Athena. Zeus could use a shove down the stairs after having me flung off Olympus!
Zeus: How many times do I have to apologize for that!? It's been a thousand years! Get over it!
Apollo: I thought we were good Annabeth! ;(;
Annabeth Chase: Really? The bi polar face?
Apollo: Yeah what's wrong with it?
Annabeth Chase: Seriously. No better than a slinky.
Rachel Dare: I think it's fun to watch their species evolve.
Athena: I agree with Oracle girl!
Octavian: There is no such thing as an Oracle!
Rachel Dare: Oh yeah? Want me to come punch some sense into you?!
Octavian: No ma'am
Rachel Dare: Good. Cuz I don't want to come and have to wash my hands with looser blood.
Nico Di Angelo: HEY! I think I'm better than a slinky! And Rachel that was an awesome comeback! *high fives Rachel, moves away from Annabeth*
Thalia Grace: LOL! Nico you are seriously terrified of Annabeth aren't you?
Nico Di Angelo: Yes, yes I am. I am not afraid to admit that because if I said I wasn't then I would be lying.
Athena: I like this one. He can stay.
Hades: WHAT THEN POSEIDON! WHAT!
Poseidon: Really? Seriously Hades grow up already!
Hades: Hey my kid got approval from Athena before YOU did! So um whats the phrase I'm looking for here oh yeah! HA HA HAHAHA! HA!
Poseidon: -.-
Leo Valdez: Hey I'm more useful than a slinky!
Hephaestus: You should stay out of this one son. It's a trap!
Leo Valdez: hehe Rage Comics
Hephaestus: ?
Leo Valdez: You made a reference to Rage Comics!
~Hephaestus has logged off~
Nico Di Angelo: You out weirded your own PARENT! Good job Leo!
Leo Valdez: Yup, Lol!
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