Nabi: Is it okay if I swear?
Chan: Yes, I'll allow you to swear.
Nabi: Great, okay. F...
Chan: Go on.
Nabi: I'm nervous.
Jeongin: Thank you for agreeing to see me.
Nabi: I didn't. You just walked in and started talking.
Jeongin: Look, I don't have time for a history lesson.
Nabi: You're the one who made me and Jeongin the people we are today.
Chan: You I take full responsibility for [points at Nabi], him though, you can't blame me for that [points at Jeongin].
Hyunjin: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
Nabi: I think it's more concerning when you look bad but feel good.
Hyunjin: I'm 50% murder, 80% gay, and 70% a hero.
Nabi: That's 200%
Hyunjin: I'm twice the man you'll ever be!
Nabi: That's a relief considering the fact that I'm A GIRL!
Seungmin: As Stray Kids' Visual, I--
Minho: What are you talking about? I'M the Visual!
Jisung: That's false, I'm obviously the Visual.
Nabi: Maybe I'm the Visual... ??
STRAY KIDS: ....
STRAY KIDS: Nabi's the Visual.
Nabi: What can therapy do for me that screaming into my pillow for 30 minutes can't?
Nabi: I don't need a boyfriend, I need 12 million dollars and my favorite chocolate.
Nabi: If you see Jungkook, give him this face.
Nabi: [stares blankly]
Nabi: He will know what it means.
Yoongi: .... weird but okay.
[Later]
Yoongi: Nabi wanted me to give you this message.
Yoongi: [stares blankly]
Jungkook: Ah, the neutral face of disappointment.
Han, referring to Minho: What if he kisses me?
Nabi: You kiss him back, obviously.
Han: Okay....
Han, thinking: But why his back though....??
Nabi: Thanks for dinner, oppa.
Jungkook: I thought you paid??
Nabi: ....
Jungkook: ....
Nabi: Well, I guess we're never going back there again.
Minho: I've never had a real friend before.
Nabi: I can be your friend.
Minho: I've also never had a boyfriend before.
Nabi: [grabs Han and puts him in front of Minho]
Nabi: Here you go, oppa. One boyfriend and he's all yours. Enjoy!
Han: ....
Minho: Thank you!
Nabi: What if our phobias are the reason why we died in our previous life?
Minho: [staring up at the rollercoaster in front of him]
Minho: So we already died here but we're back again?! CAN THIS NEVER STOP?
Nabi: I feel like we're not as close as we used to be. So I got us friendship bracelets!
Chan: That sounds like a good idea.
Jeongin: Do we have to wear them?
Nabi: Yes!
Hyunjin: Fine, emotionally tie me to you forever...
Nabi: [handcuffs all 9 of them together with pink fluffy handcuffs] There we go!
Chan: I take back what I said.
Hyunjin: I regret this.
Felix: I strangely like this.
Minho & Seungmin: [dragging them around to find boltcutters]
Changbin: [just breaking the handcuffs off on his own]
Nabi: Oh no! The power went out.
Han: It's okay, I've got this.
Nabi: ....
Han: *starts shaking violently*
Nabi: What are you doing?
Han: I swallowed glow sticks!
Nabi: WHY--
Seungmin: I don't have the time to tell you how wrong you are.
Nabi: ....
Seungmin: Actually, no. It's going to bug me if I don't, so take a seat.
Felix: Why aren't there any adult playgrounds? Like everything's the same but bigger.
Nabi: There are; Theme parks.
Felix: But you have to pay for those.
Chan: That's the adult part.
Minho: I put a 'poison' label on my bag so people would stop trying to see what's inside.
Nabi: Ah, that's smart.
Minho: But also because it's got actual poison inside.
Nabi: Wait, WHAT??!
Minho: Don't worry, no one would be dumb enough--
Seungmin, from another room: I think Han and Hyunjin are dying.
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Maknae Princess || Stray Kids
FanfictionThis was the riskiest decision JYP had ever made in his life but thankfully it all worked out for the best and now he officially had a golden child within his company. In which, BTS's Jeon Jungkook's little sister, Jeon Nabi, becomes the 9th member...
