Hyunjin: I'm in love.
Nabi: With who?
*Hyunjin pointing in Nabi's direction*
Nabi: *eyes wide and flustered* W-What?
Hyunjin: No, not you. Ew, you're my sister.
Hyunjin: *pointing at his own reflection in the mirror* him!
Nabi: ....
Nabi: weird, but thank god!
Changbin, trying to log onto his Netflix account: okay, Han said the password is Changbin.
Changbin: *types in the password*
Netflix: the password you have entered is too short.
Changbin: Imma kill him!
Felix: What's that nice French place called again?
Nabi: France?
Felix: That's the one.
Hyunjin: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Han: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Minho: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Nabi: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Jeongin: I tried to stop you Paboracha from doing the dumb stuff!
Seungmin: I couldn't care less.
Minho: I don't ask people out I just tell them where we're going.
Han: ....
Hyunjin: ....
Nabi: ....
Jeongin: ....
Felix: ....
Changbin: ....
Chan: That's.... not how it works, Minho.
Maknae line: *doing stupid stuff*
Changbin: Hyung, you have patience. Give me some.
Chan: I'm too tired.
Minho: Just wait, one of them will be screaming soon.
Jeongin: you uh, shouldn't be using a straw.
Nabi: i know, it's bad for the environment.
Jeongin: no, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti.
Nabi, with a large box in her hands: what would you say if one day i came home with four kittens?
Chan: What's in the box?
Nabi: ...
Chan: Nabi, what's in the box?
Nabi: I think you know.
Minho: Dibbs, they're mine! I'm the cat butler.
Nabi: Happy Birthday, Lee Know oppa!
Chan: He's birthday's in October... it's June.
Jungkook: look, i know from the outside it looks like i have everything together
Nabi: no, not really.
Jeongin: any tips on how to make someone like me?
Nabi: keep them laughing. tell them jokes.
Jeongin: wow, helpful advice for once.
Nabi: yeah, the more they laugh the more their eyes are closed and they can't see your face.
Felix: What time is it?
Nabi: I don't know. Give me that flute.
*plays flute off-key and obnoxiously loudly*
Changbin: who the hell is playing the flute at 3 in the morning?
Nabi to Felix: it's 3 am.
Felix: thanks...
Hyunjin: I'm craving something sweet.
*Seungmin, gesturing to himself*
Hyunjin: I said something sweet, not a heap of salt.
Nabi to SKZ: You know I love my brother...
Nabi: It's just some days I'd like to run him over.
Seungmin: why are Nabi and Han sitting with their backs to each other?
Minho: they had a fight.
Seungmin: then why are they holding hands?
Minho: *shrugs* they get sad when they fight.
*at the museum*
employee: what have you done? you've just broken an irreplaceable ancient relic!
Nabi: my name is Jeon Jungkook and yes i have. I've done this horrible thing, just me, Jeon Jungkook.
Han: If you lie with your back on the ground, it's like the whole world is your backpack and you're carrying it through space.
Nabi: please go to sleep. i'm begging you.
*Nabi in court*
Nabi: you're honor, i would like to plead guilty
judge: wh-
Nabi, crying: i would also like the death penalty
judge: it's... just a... parking ticket.
Felix to Han: she can't even drive yet
Han: i know but the judge doesn't know that
Nabi: Lee Know, can you pass the salt?
*Minho throws Hyunjin across the table*
Nabi: wrong kind of salt, oppa.
Nabi: not everyone is going to think i'm beautiful and that's okay...
*Nabi looking at her reflection*
Nabi: they're wrong tho
Felix: You're a monster. You'll never know what real fear is like.
Jeongin: Okay, first of all, have you ever faced Nabi while she was on her period and you've forgotten her favorite snacks?!
Felix: ...
Jeongin: I didn't think so.
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Maknae Princess || Stray Kids
FanfictionThis was the riskiest decision JYP had ever made in his life but thankfully it all worked out for the best and now he officially had a golden child within his company. In which, BTS's Jeon Jungkook's little sister, Jeon Nabi, becomes the 9th member...
