Karaoke

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"Come on Y/N we're going teh beh late"my best friend Alex shouted from the door of my hotel room along side my other best friend miles Kane
We all got invited to a pub crawl with Alex's band the Arctic Monkeys who I was close friends with

"Coming Christ"I shouted jogging out the bathroom pulling my dress down cause it kept riding up with the way I was jogging
"Fought weh were gunna have teh send a search parteh out for yeh"Miles jokes making me roll my eyes
"Dickheads"I chuckled

We got a taxi to the first pub 'the shevelands' (I'm just going to use random pubs i live near and my uncle pub lol)
The rest of the monkeys were there with there girlfriends
"Y/n" everyone beamed mostly Breana Kaite and Kelly
"Omg hi"I squealed running up to them
"And sheh never done tha' wif us ain't tha' shocking Miles"Alex playfully tutted shaking his head
"Fookin disgraceful Alex"he jokes making me hold two fingers up to them shouting "Wankers" to them

After we had a good few pints in us we decided to head to the next pub
"Oh fook jamieh nearleh fookin fell cause yer daft arse is too slow"Nick scolded Jamie making the rest of us laugh
"So y/n how you been" breana asked once we were sat at a table
"Yeah alright business as usual" i chuckled
"Oi y/n were doin karaoke the night"Miles beamed from across the table
"Obviously"I chuckled
"Alex your doin it aswell"I stated
"No"he mumbled
"Boring"we all said

We again drank more this time only spirits and whatnot
"Next pub"Matt declared we all nodded and hot up and left
I walked with Alex and miles since the others were with their other half's
"Fook it well beh those peoples houses have a three waeh relationship"Alex slurred making me and miles laugh
"Well there all lovleh doveh and we're here like spare pricks"Alex mumbled I laughed so hard tears fell from my eyes
"Oh no Alex I can't deal with you"I laughed
"Yeh luv mEh realleh"he smiled

Once we got to this pub called thomsons which is my uncles pub surprisingly
"There's my favourite niece"my uncle Barry called
"Barry"i beamed in my tipsy state
"What can I get you love"he asked
"Shots"I declared Barry nodded his head and I went to the table where everyone was
"Karaoke night here"Miles beamed
"We'll get a few shots down us then we'll have a sing"I said sitting beside Alex
"Wha' song will yeh sing"Alex asked
"Probably mr rock and roll by Amy McDonald" I answered
"I'll probableh sing fookin sex on fire knowin mEh"he chuckled making me chuckle aswell
"What yeh all singing"I asked the table

"Me and you are singing fire by kasabian" Miles said pointing to me making me nod
"We're singing gimme more by Britney"kaite said pointing to Breana
Then Barry came with our shots there were loads so we just downed as many as we can be and Alex downed about six or seven shots and we were ready for karaoke
"Miles you first"breana said
Miles didn't hesitate for a second he shot right up the little stage
He started singing 'old time rock & roll by Bob seger" giving his absolute all

Next up was Matt and Kelly singing 'glittering prize by simple minds'
I was laughing in hysterics me and Nick were videoing them
"Oh fuck sake"breana laughed
"Go on sunshine your turn" I giggled to Breana once Matt and Kelly were finished
"Kaite come on"breana said they both went on the stage and started singing and dancing I was doing the same on the seat Alex was laughing at me
"Meh and yeh next"he asked I nodded
"What song" I asked
"I can't dance by genesis"alex offered
"Yes omg I love that song"I said once the girls were done I grabbed Alex's hand leading him up on the stage

"I can't dance no I can't tAlk only thing about me is the way I walk" me and Alex sang halfway through the song we started doing that walk they guys I'm the music video did Making us all laugh
"Tha' were fookin brilliant"Alex gasped once we sat back at the table

It was Nick and Jamie's turn and we were all pissing ourselves laughing because they decided to sing 'don't go breaking my heart by Elton John and Kiki Dee'
"Don't go breaking my heart"Nick sang swaying to the song
"I couldn't if I tried"Jamie sang along wrapping an arm over nicks shoulders and Jamie couldn't sing at all making us buckled with laughing

"That were too funny cookie"I laughed
"Hey I were livin mEh best life up there"Jamie laughed
"Your turn y/n"Brie said I got up and started singing 'mr rock and roll by Amy McDonald'
"And they'll meet one day far away and say I wish I was something more" and everyone sang
Sometimes I would look over to Alex and
See him dancing like no one's watching but truth is they are

"Miles get your arse up here it's our turn"I called to miles he jogged straight up
"Let al come up our little trio"he said
"You aswell Alex" I said Alex danced his way up to the stage
We started singing'fire by kasabian' me Alex and miles dancing with each other
"And I'm on fire and I'm on fire IM ON FIRE"we sang down the mic dancing our arses off
"You go y/n"Kelly shouted as i started dancing on Alex and miles I was drunk off my ass enjoying myself

Once we were finished a few more people sang and Alex went up on the stage singing 'sex on fire by kings of Leon'
"And ohhh woah your sex is on fire" Alex sang swaying his hips
Me and miles whistled to him only making him dance even more dramatically

Soon enough all they boys got an stage singing 'I want it that way by backstreet boys'
"Tell me why ain't nothing but a heartache" they all sang doing that little slide thing with the arms out as if to show something the boy bands did back them
"Us girls have a go then call it a night"kaite asked since it was around 11:00 and the pub doesn't shut till half past
"Oh 'the promise by girls aloud" Kelly suggested

Once the boys got off we told them the plan and they agreed so me and the girls went on stage and sang our hearts out
"Cause your gunna make me make me love you"we sang i started pointing to Alex smiling joking around Alex was also pointing to me singing along shamelessly shaking his butt

"Right let's get going"Matt said we grabbed our stuff and heading back to our hotel rooms since we were all on tour for Arctic Monkeys album Suck it and see
We all walked the empty streets drunk off our heads
"Say maybe your gunna be the one that saves me"Jamie started singing to kaite loudly
"AND AFTER ALL YOUR MA WONDERWALL"the rest of us screamed

"So when your near me darling can't you hear me sos"I sang as we turned a corner nearing the hotel we were staying at
"THE LOVE YOU GAVE ME NOTHING ELSE CAM SAVE ME SOS"we sang
"WHEN YOUR GONE HOW CAN I GO ON"we continued
"Fookin luv abba"Miles said to me known I'm a abba fan
"Hey there good"I stated as we walked into the hotel trying to look sober

"Alright mate"I nodded to the receptionist who looked at me and Alex funny
"Shh"Alex giggled drunkly and we went into the lift without everyone else since they were all having a smoke outside
"Are you telling me to shush Turner"I smirked
"Maybeh"he giggled
"Then how about no"I smirked
"How about yes"he chuckled
"How about you make me"I teased
"Mmmhm gladleh"he mumbled then smashed his lips onto mine

The Kiss was sloppy and needy but we were too drunk to care just when things were getting a bit heated the lift opened up to our floor
Alex grabbed my hand and lead me to his room
Once he opened the door he kissed me again the kiss was again needy and sloppy and again we didn't care we fell onto the bed and took our clothes off only in our underwear making out again

"Wait yeh sure about this"he asked still drunk
"I don't know but just kiss me" I whispered he kissed me again this time the kiss was passionate and rough we pulled away and we noticed we were tired soon enough we fell asleep for us not remember how we got back the next day and how we were in bed together

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