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FALAFEL PHILS

Abigail and Kim met up with Jack, Jerry and Milton for lunch at Phil's. Milton and Jerry are eating Phil's new menu item.

"Phil's new garlic falafel balls are disgusting." Jack Says

"Surprising, considering the cook is a goat." Kim Says

"Yeah, I know these are awful." Jerry Says

"Then why do you keep eating them?" Abigail Asks

"Mm. Because now I can do this..." Jerry Belches loudly, everyone grimaces.

"It's gross, but you gotta admit, the man's an artist." Milton Says

"So Kim, are you coming to see the movie with us tomorrow?, It's playing here in the Mall." Jack Says

"What movie?" Kim Asks

"Only the best monster movie ever made. "Attack of the Killer Zompires"!" He rips open his hoodie and shows his shirt and hisses "They're half-Zombie..." Milton Says

"Half-Vampire." Jack Says

"And all-lame. If you guys wanna see a good movie, go see "The Horse Tamer". It's a romantic story about a muscular 19 year-old boy, who sells his last shirt to save a crippled horse." Kim Says

"Just hearing those words makes me feel like less of a man." Jack Says

"Kim, come on, see Zompires with us. It'll be fun plus Jerry is begging me to go." Abigail Says

"I don't know." Kim Says

"Come on, we should go together." Jack Says

"Together?" She looks at Abigail, who nods to her "Well. Okay, I'm in." Kim Says

"Cool." Jack Says

Eddie enters the restaurant wearing his scout uniform "Hey, guys. You know what my new Explorer Scout patch means?"

"You crossed the street by yourself." Abigail Says

"You threw out your nightlight?" Jerry Says

"You peed in the woods?" Milton Says

"No, no and that's none of your business. What is means is I'm leader of my troop." Eddie Says

"Aren't you the only one in your..." Jerry Says

"Leader of my troop! My Scout Master says I'm brave, bold and fearless." Eddie Says

"Great! So you're coming to see "Zompires" with us?" Jack Asks

"Are you nuts?! I looked at the commercial for that thing and I spent two days hiding in my mother's hamper." Eddie Says

"Yo, Eddie check this out." He takes a bite from the garlic falfel ball and his stomach gurgles "Uh-oh. Oh, it's going the wrong way. Uh-oh. No no no no no no! Yo, Phil Phil! I need the key! key to the bathroom now!" Jerry Says

Phil takes out his keys, and goes through all of them "Oh oh, okay. Let's see, uh... This one? No, that's not the one. This... oh, this is the key to my diary. But, uh... whoa! I guess he really had to go-o-o!" Phil Say as Jerry drags him away

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

Milton, Kim and Abigail walk down the hall carrying their science projects.

"I finally finished my science fair project. It's a light refractometer. By using a series of convex mirrors, I'm able to intensify a single beam of light. What's your project?" Milton Says

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