Oh, Christmas Nuts

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Jack and Milton are in the dojo, he's busy trying
to convince Jack not to break something.

"Don't do it. Seriously, you're gonna break your hand." Milton Says

"I can do this." Jack Says, Abigail walks out form the bathroom

"Can do what?" Abigail Asks

"Jack's trying to see if he can break one of my Nana's fruitcake." Milton Says

"Good luck those things are indestructible, Milton gave my mother one last year for Christmas. And when I went to go cut me a slice, the knife got stuck." Abigail Says

"Shh I'm trying to concentrate." Jack Says

He closes his eyes and takes a deep breath and tries to use a fruitcake as breaking board, but doesn't break it.

"Ow!, Dude... your Nana makes one tough fruitcake." Jack Says

"Told you." Milton Says

"How does your family eat that?" Jack Asks

"We don't." He picks up the heavy desert, and walks over to the garbage can. "My dad wedged last year's
behind the wheel of our camper, so it wouldn't roll down the driveway." Milton Says, tossing the desert into the can.

The doors open and Eddie and Kim enters, carrying boxes filled with decorations.

"Kim, you sure we shouldn't ask Rudy to help
us decorate the dojo window for Christmas?" Eddie Asks

"Yeah, trust me. He doesn't really have an eye for it." Kim Says

Rudy walks out the boys bathroom carrying a green toilet lid chuckling.

"Uh Rudy, what are you doing?" Abigail Asks

"Look what I did, I made this beautiful festive
wreath out of our toilet seat." Rudy Says

"See what I mean?" Kim Says, grimacing as Rudy hangs up his makeshift wreath.

"Mm hmm." Eddie Says

The front door opens and Joan enters dragging Jerry by the arm.

"Come on, Get in here." Joan Says

"What happened?" Rudy Asks

"Tell them what you did, you." Joan Says

"I accidentally used my dad's pressure washer to get rid of the line of people in front of the electronics store." Jerry Says

"He blew some nerd right out of his loafers." She and Jerry chuckles a bit. "Nerds." Joan Says, then leaves.

"So, did you get the Road Demon or not?" Milton Asks

"No. They didn't have any left." Jerry Says

"What exactly is a "Road Demon"?" Rudy Asks

"Some stupid remote control car." Abigail Says, as Jerry, Milton and Jack gasps.

"The road demon isn't stupid." Jerry Says

"Yeah it's only the hottest Christmas present this year. It's a high-tech, remote-controlled,
futuristic combat tank. I'm telling you, I want
one so bad, Christmas isn't gonna be
Christmas if I don't get a Road Demon." Jack Says

"Dude, if I wake up and there's not one under my tree...It's gonna be on." Jerry Says

"I know right, that's why I asked my parents..." Jack Says

The three of them continue to talk about the gift ranting about not getting it.

"Guys..Guys, Christmas isn't about getting
a remote-controlled Road Demon." Rudy Says

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