Me: *gets up in morning*
Me: *uses the bathroom*
Me: *looks down*
Me: Ahhhhh sh*t...
Me: And I don't have a...
Me: Yeah this is not okay.
Me: *looks at ceiling* Why, Mother Nature, must you screw me so?
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Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand
Random***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I d...
Good Morning (Not)
Me: *gets up in morning*
Me: *uses the bathroom*
Me: *looks down*
Me: Ahhhhh sh*t...
Me: And I don't have a...
Me: Yeah this is not okay.
Me: *looks at ceiling* Why, Mother Nature, must you screw me so?