How Girls Are Supposed To React To Dirt:
Oh ew dirt no thanks.
How I React To Dirt:
OH MUD PIES! *bellyflops into mud*
*mud makes awkward spatting sound*
*laughs because it sounds like someone just slapped a wet...I don't even know*
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Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand
Random***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I d...
