So I think boys and girls can relate to this problem.
Doctor: Does this hurt? *bends leg behind head and then wraps behind neck*
Me: *squeak* No.
Doctor: How about this? *stabs stomach*
Me: *cough* NO!
Doctor: Really? What about this? *pulls out chainsaw and saws off limb*
Me: GAAAAAAAH!
Doctor: Is that a no?I think it's a no. Let's try this. *grabs jackhammer and started pounding my chest with it*
Me: *is no longer breathing*
Doctor: *pulls out gun* This one should hurt. *shoots me repeatedly*
Me: Byeeee
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