Dad: You can't date until you get married.
Me: Well I'm already married to like seven "fictional" characters so I guess I'll be dating.
Dad: NO! THEY DON'T COUNT!
Me: But they count to me...
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Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand
Random***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I d...
He Said It Again
Dad: You can't date until you get married.
Me: Well I'm already married to like seven "fictional" characters so I guess I'll be dating.
Dad: NO! THEY DON'T COUNT!
Me: But they count to me...
