Mom: You have to dress nice today.
Me: Okay! *plans absolutely perfect outfit in head*
Me: *discovers that the sweater was given away three years ago, the jeans are in the wash, and the shoes are covered in mysterious brown stains*
Me: *glances at sweatshirt*
***TWO MINUTES LATER***
Mom: I thought I told you to dress nice!
Me: Compared to what I was going to wear this is the nicest thing in existence.
STAI LEGGENDO
Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand
Casuale***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I d...
