The First Time I Told My Mom I Was Craving Chocolate:
Me: Mom, I want chocolate.
Mom: *looks at horizon* *hair gets blown back* *light hits face at just the right angle* *dramatic stance* It's coming.
Me: ...what's coming? I just want some chocolate.
Mom: *doesn't respond*
*One Year Later*
Me: *reflecting* ...so it was my worst nightmare coming, basically.
Mom: Yeah, well...
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Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand
Random***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I d...
