Suggested by @launchbox25
That moment when you're laying on your back with your phone above you and you accidentally drop it on your boob.
Phone: *does monkey flip off your boob and onto the floor*
You: *screams in agony because phones are heavier than they look; especially when they use your boob as a catapult*
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Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand
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