Me: *washing hair*
Hair: *somehow manages to tie up my hands in its field of knots*
Me: What the frick?
Me: Crap...
Me: Dad!
Dad: What?
Me: My hair is eating my flesh!
Hair
It has a mind of its own.
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Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand
Random***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I d...
