Me: *jumps*
Jiggle jiggle
Me: *runs*
Jiggle jiggle
Me: *rides in car*
Jiggle jiggle
Me: *rides on bus*
Jiggle jiggle
Me: GAH. STOP JIGGLING AND SLAMMING YOURSELVES AGAINST MY CHEST OKAY!? IT'S GETTING OLD.
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Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand
Random***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I d...
