Me: Okay, Mother Nature. I have a swim party coming up.
Me: So could you just like...not give me any gifts...or surprises?
Mother Nature: Haha okay.
*day before the swim party*
Me: *wakes up at 3 a.m. with cramps and chocolate cravings*
Me: ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
Mother Nature: Lol sorry couldn't resist.
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Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand
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