Me: Hey, Mother Nature. Could you stay away until the pool party please? Thanks.
Mother Nature: No problemo. 😏
*In the pool*
Stomach: *explodes in pain*
Me: I've gotta use the bathroom.
Me: Mother Nature. Why?
Mother Nature: You said until not after.
Me: SCREW YOU.
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Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand
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