For Declan

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It's late at night

And you're staring on the TV screen

Dull and bored

Showing the places you've never been


You want something

Most of all you want action

You're losing hope

And the hsn's drying your attention


People, your stupor is done

Here comes the Surplus Man!

Killing time for four minutes or less

No need to leave your beds, man!


Don't have to change the channel

'Cause the Surplus Man will light your Camel

All you gotta do

Is keep your eyes on the tube


He'll keep you entertained

While he basks in his stardom

Meantime, you buy him his fame

As you sink deeper into your boredom


People, your stupor is done

Here comes the Surplus Man!

Killing time for four minutes or less

No need to leave your beds, man!

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