Assassin's Creed X Reader One-shots

PROMPTS!

Hello to all my lovely readers~!

First, I'd like to thank you all for still voting/commenting/supporting this story. I know I don't respond to every comment, but know that I do read every one of them, and they truly make my day :) You guys are so funny, and you give me the insight I need in order to determine what sort of stories you guys enjoy~

NOW, I am still working through your requests, HOWEVER, I have also decided to offer prompts for everyone! They will only be short, but I want you all to have something to read whilst I work on all those lovely requests ^^

So, select a sentence starter, choose an Assassin/Templar/NPC, and leave your choice in the comment section below~ If someone has already chosen a starter + character you wanted, simply reply to their comment with this symbol ☆

SHORT

1. “Do you want me to leave?”
2. “You are not going without me.”
3. “I can’t believe you!”
4. “I swear it won’t happen again.”
5. “What did you say?”
6. “I’m not jealous.”
7. “We can’t keep doing this.”
8. “Are you sure this is legal?”
9. “I’m going to take care of you, okay?”
10. “Stay the night. Please.”
11. “You can’t die. Please don’t die.”
12. “Run away with me.”
13. “You did WHAT?” 
14. “Quit whining.”
15. “Get outta my sight!”
16. “Why are you so annoying?”
17. “Were you ever going to tell me?”
18. “Never in a million years.”
19. “Don’t ask me that…”
20. “I might have had a few shots.”
21. “W- What are you doing?”
22. “I could kiss you right now!”
23. “Are you done with that?”
24. “What’s going on here?”
25. “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!”
26. “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.” 
27. “Did you do this on purpose?!” 
28. “Kiss me.”
29. “Are you still awake..?” 
30. “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”
31. “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” 
32. “I shouldn’t be in love with you!”
33. “It’s not fair!”
34. “I could kill you right now!”
35. “You’re a complete moron!”
36. “I love this song!”
37. “I can’t be in love with you!”
38. “Make me.”
39. “Don’t tempt me.”
40. “I hate you.”
41. “You are infuriating!”
42. “That’s not what I meant and you know it.”
43. “Don’t yell at me.”
44. “That’s it. End of discussion.”
45. “I don’t believe you.”
46. “You shouldn’t have said that.”
47. “Fuck you!”
48. “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.”
49. “How dare you?”
50. “I dare you!” 
51. “It’s you, it’s always been you.” 
52. “Well this is awkward…”
53. “Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

54. “Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”
55. “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
56. “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.”
57. “You know what I like most about people? Pets.”
58. “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”
59. “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”
60. “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.”
61. “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?”
62. “Can I touch your boob?”
63. “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.”
64. “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?”
65. “Give me cake or give me death.”
66. “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”
67. “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.”
68. “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.”
69. “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.”
70. “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!”
71. “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.”
72. “What have I told you about the toilet seat?”
73. “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.”
74. “I vote today to be a pajama day.”
75. “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”
76. “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.”
77. “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.”
78. “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.”
79. “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”
80. “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.”
81. “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”
82. “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!”
83. “This would not happen if I had a penis!”
84. “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”
85. “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.”
86. “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.” 
87. “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.” 
88. “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.” 
89. “To the night you’ll never remember!”
90. “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?”
91. “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.”
92. “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.” 
93. “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!” 
94. “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
95. “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.”
96. “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”
97. “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!”
98. “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“
99. “Do you need me to kill someone for you?” 
100. “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” 
101. “Fuck the sandwich guy!” 
102. “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.” 
103.  “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.”
104. “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.”
105. “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”   
106. “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.”
107. “It’s midnight, what do you want?” 
108. “I think I know how to use a bed.”
109. “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.”
110. “You are completely unfit to handle a child.”

FLUFF

111. “Your hair is so soft…”
112. “You’re so cute when you pout like that!”
113. “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.”
114. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
115. “What, does that feel good?”
116. “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?”
117. “Are you wearing my shirt?” 
118. “You are ridiculously comfortable…”
119. “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”
120. “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”
121. “You’re beautiful, you know that?”
122. “We should get a puppy!”

That's all of them! Now my hand hurts...

I look forward to seeing what you guys choose, and I hope I can give you the results you're after~