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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗
╚ Bold- ned ╝Hey so it's (y/n)
Idk how I got your number but I have a question to askOk shoot
First of all you're friends with Peter Parker right?
Yeah?
Ok cool good that's good
Do you promise not to lie to me once I ask this question?Possibly...
What exactly are you getting atThis might sound crazy so bear with me
Trust me I'm used to crazy
Is Peter Spider-Man?
What! No
Why would you think that??Because he told me
Um what?
Just give me a minute
I'll be backThat's fine
I won't go anywhere
Unless of course I have to use to bathroom✆ Text✆
╔ Regular- ned ╗
╚ Bold- peter ╝PETER
ANSWER ME THIS INSTANT
I BANGED THOR!Dude what the hell
It got your attention tho didn't it
What do you need
And before you ask no I will not ask Wanda to go to prom with you
She already has a boyfriendI thought you were bae, turns out you're just fam
Bruh
Ok but seriously I won't do itThat's not what I was going to ask but whatever
Did you tell (y/n) that you're Spider-Man?It was an accident I swear!
So you did?
Ok cool thanks
ByeNed wait
What's that supposed to mean?!✆ Text✆
╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗
╚ Bold- ned ╝So I actually lied
Peter's Spider-ManBitch
You promisedNo I really didn't
Sure, Jan
I don't listen to anyone
That's a bit harsh
Just like Peter's jawline
wHaT?!
Oops
Did I seriously just send that
Forget that I was even hereOh I am so telling him this
NED DONT YOU DARE DO IT
I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE, FRY YOUR REMAINS, AND PACKAGE THEM IN A BAG OF LAYSWell aren't you just a morbid person
I'll do it
I swear to Thor I'll do itAye
I see what you did there
Because Thor's a god
Hilarious 😂Ned I'm serious don't tell him that
I already asked him to tell his alter ego to hit me upWow
God has abandoned your timelineNo shit Sherlock
You know the 3 of us should have a group chat called Thorsty
I'm intrigued
Do itOk I'll make it later
The slogan should be 'sluts for Thor'Everyone is a slut for Thor if we're being honest
True
I'd go gay for ThorIf I was a guy so would I
So Peter's suit records literally everything because Tony is totally his dad
#Irondad
#SpidersonEssentially
Anyway one day I was snooping around in the suit's archive and came across him impersonating Thor
Obviously I made I gif out of itYou're joking right!
Actually I believe you
We both freaked out when Thor messaged usBless his soul
This is absolutely goldenWhenever I'm losing an argument I pull this out as leverage
Smart
Well I have to go pick my friend up so make that group chat while I'm goneAye aye captain
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