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*THOR
YOU KNOW WHAT? THOT WORKS JUST AS WELL
THOT HOEDINSON
LOVE OF MY LIFE
MY GODLY ALIEN KING FATHER
PLEASE ANSWER ME YOU MAJESTIC LIGHTNING BOIWhat?
I. Want. To. Meet. The. Aliens.
You're talking to one rn
Let me rephrase that
I want to meet the space morons that you told me about
Do they have phones? Probably not
I still want to text them thoUh they probably can't do that
Please
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴅᴡᴇᴇʙ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
Peter
Please, Mr. ThorPlease, Thot Hoedinson, seductive god of thunder
Thor
Who told you about that...Bruce
Thor
That bitchPeter
GASP
Mr. Thor dare youThor
I'm not taking it back
He knows he's a bitchDr. Bitch Banner
Anyways ALIENS!!!!Peter
I have to show other Peter the music of my people
And we need to start a club for losers that are named PeterI WANT TO LEARN HOW TO SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE TREES
Thor
I'll figure something out real quick thenYay!
Peter
Thank you!!Thor
Ok their numbers or whatever the Hel they're using are in your contacts nowI'm having flashbacks to my interrogation
Peter
Huh it is extremely creepy now that it's happened to meʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ǫᴜɪʟʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴅʀᴀx ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴍᴀɴᴛɪs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ɢᴀᴍᴏʀᴀ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ɢʀᴏᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ɴᴇʙᴜʟᴀ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴPeter
Hello inferior Peter and friends
It is I, superior PeterSPACE GANG!!
I'm (Y/n)
Just a boring human that's not even a "superhero"
I just befriend all of them
YOU ARE READING
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