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⚡️Whores For Thor⚡️
"ᵂᵉ ᵛ ᵀʰᵒʳˢᵗʸ"Why does food cost so much money? I'm just trying to survive out here and live my pathetic life but it be costing me like $20 just to have a mediocre meal
Your girl is poor and doesn't wish to starvePeter
(Y/n) stopNed
No, let her continue. She has a pointPeter
Honestly couldn't even tell over my rotting bank accountTONY STARK IS PRACTICALLY YOUR FATHER!!! YOU'LL SURVIVE
IF ANYTHING WERE TO HAPPEN FINANCIALLY TO YOU TONY WOULD COME IN AND SAVE YOUR FACKING ASSNed
Facking??Peter
Yes fack. Fack's our new thing. Get on our levelAccept the fack or go sit on a tack
Ned
Go off I guessLike I tried the whole starving thing before because my parents are #rude and don't buy the necessities of life, and let me just say it's not the peanut to my butter
Peter
And we're back to this topicDo YoU wAnT mE tO sTaRvE pEtEr???
People need food to live Peter. Do you wish for me to die?!Ned
Wow, Peter. That's so rudePeter
Shut itNed
Betrayed by my own best friend. I'm wounded
(Y/n), want to be my new best friend?Gladly😊
Peter
OffendedGood
Ned
As a traitor like you shouldPeter
Is this how Mr. Stark feels on the Avengers' chatIdk. Why don't you go ask him
Also tell him I'm poor and need food moneyNed
I too need food money
And confidence hat money
And money moneyYes, money money is also what I need
And baseball hat moneyPeter
VOUS LISEZ
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