✆ 𝙵𝚘𝚘𝚍, 𝙸 𝙶𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜 ✆

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Bold- peter & ned
⚡️Whores For Thor⚡️
"ᵂᵉ ᵛ ᵀʰᵒʳˢᵗʸ"

Why does food cost so much money? I'm just trying to survive out here and live my pathetic life but it be costing me like $20 just to have a mediocre meal
Your girl is poor and doesn't wish to starve

Peter
(Y/n) stop

Ned
No, let her continue. She has a point

Peter
Honestly couldn't even tell over my rotting bank account

TONY STARK IS PRACTICALLY YOUR FATHER!!! YOU'LL SURVIVE
IF ANYTHING WERE TO HAPPEN FINANCIALLY TO YOU TONY WOULD COME IN AND SAVE YOUR FACKING ASS

Ned
Facking??

Peter
Yes fack. Fack's our new thing. Get on our level

Accept the fack or go sit on a tack

Ned
Go off I guess

Like I tried the whole starving thing before because my parents are #rude and don't buy the necessities of life, and let me just say it's not the peanut to my butter

Peter
And we're back to this topic

Do YoU wAnT mE tO sTaRvE pEtEr???
People need food to live Peter. Do you wish for me to die?!

Ned
Wow, Peter. That's so rude

Peter
Shut it

Ned
Betrayed by my own best friend. I'm wounded
(Y/n), want to be my new best friend?

Gladly😊

Peter
Offended

Good

Ned
As a traitor like you should

Peter
Is this how Mr. Stark feels on the Avengers' chat

Idk. Why don't you go ask him
Also tell him I'm poor and need food money

Ned
I too need food money
And confidence hat money
And money money

Yes, money money is also what I need
And baseball hat money

Peter

Peter

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