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╚ Bold- flash + peter ╝Can I have Spider-Man's number
What
Spider-Man's number. Can I have it?
Flash, why the hell are you texting me
Can't a guy just text someone without being criticized
No, not really
That's fair I suppose
But Spider-Man's number, I want itYou can't have it
Well damn, it was worth a try
Better luck next time
Are you in Tony Stark's will?
Eye-
Why would I knowSo you're in his will? That's cool
Not that I want him to die or anything. Don't take that the wrong wayI wasn't going to
Why would I even be in his will? I'm just his internAre you that dumb, Parker
Check my gpa dumbass
I'm going to allow that
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Flash
Tell Peter that he's dumbPeter, you're a dumb bitch
Peter
You don't even know what he's talking about! You have no right!You're the dumbest bitch
The lord told me soPeter
I hate youFlash
That's no way to speak to your girlfriend, PeterPeter
She's not my girlfriend...yet
Flash
Same thingOk so what's with Peter being mr. dumbo supreme
Flash
He doesn't believe that he's in Tony Stark's willPeter
Because I'm notHe's totally in Tony's will
Hold on give me a secFlash
Even she says so!Peter
Doesn't make her rightI just texted Tony and he said you're in the will, Peter
Peter
EXCUSE ME YOU DID WHATFlash
Ha! In your face
I was right!
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