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╚ Bold- ned ╝So I watched your video
And...?
You practically told Peter that you think he's hot to his face
Show me the receipts
"gotta be hot with and without said mask then. Spider-Man has that covered. trust me, I'm an expert"
You're putting words in my mouth
ViDeO EvIdEnCe
Then it was staged
A lot of YouTubers stage their videos. How do I know this? Because I'm now YouTube famous and staged thatNo you didn't
Hypothetically, let's say I didn't stage that. How is this any of your concern?
Let me spell it out for you: d-a-t-e
DATE ALREADYI don't see how that's any of your concern. Please try again
Peter = my friend
You = my friend
Peter + you = 2 teenagers in love who refuse to admit their feelings to one another b/c they're chickens
Peter + you + dating = my happinessDamn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans
Why are you like this?
Trauma
Also, calling me a chicken is a complement because I love chickensEating chicken or the living breathing bird?
Both...
And I couldn't date Peter even if I wanted to because he does dumb shit like go after saggy nut chined Barney, and flake away because glow in the dark Fruity Pebbles control the universe
And I just can't have a flakey boyfriend. Nobody wants that. What if he flakes away when we're supposed to go on a date?That was a lot to take in but what I got out of it is that you want to date Peter
That's not at all what I said
I read in between the lines
There's nothing to read into
Sure, Peter just happens to be mildly attractive and have a great personality and also be Spider-Man, but that doesn't mean I like like himI'm loosing brain cells thanks to you
I try
I bet our zodiac signs aren't even compatibleAre you seriously one of those kind of people?
No, but maybe the stars don't lie
I should ask Thor if all that astrology stuff is real or not
You think he would know?Possibly. I mean, he is over 1,000 years old so he might have some insight
Plus he lived in spaceFor being 1,500 years old, he doesn't look a day over 30
ESTÁS LEYENDO
To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)
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