To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

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Entertain me

No hello?
Who have you become

You never say hello

Damn, I brought this upon myself
What do you need Spandex-Boy

Don't call me that

Ok, Spandex-Boy
I won't call you Spandex-Boy

Patrol is boring and Karen is being an ass

I don't think Karen would like to be called that

She's made that very clear

Good for her
You said patrol was boring, right?

Yeah

Some random kid that lives by me is having a birthday party
I'm pretty sure he likes Spider-Man
You should go and crash the party

That's a horrible idea

No it isn't

Name one reason

Free cake

Name another reason that doesn't have to do with free food

Good publicity
Trust me, as the Avengers' self proclaimed PR manager, I think you should crash the kids party

The kid lives near you?

Yeah
I can hear the kids screaming
The parents are chill though

You gotta crash the party too

Suddenly I think it's a bad idea

Free cake

You got me there
Once you're there, I'll head over

What's the kid's name?

I don't know
Maybe Timmy or something generic like that

Has anyone seen my son?!

Oh my god! Timmy!

The mother's adrenaline is kicking in!

TiMmY!
I can see every equation!

Excuse me, ma'am!
Have you seen my son?!

He's about this tall, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk!

Timmy, are you in there?!

TiMmY?!

Should I bring something?

Find a rock and write happy birthday on it
I think he would like it