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McHoes Home of the 3
Bitchketeers🌶🥵MJ
Hello problem childrenLiz
I'm going to start a petition
Liz
Oh worm
For what?MJ
It better be for something goodI deserve to go to space
MJ
Why am I not surprisedOh? You don't want me to achieve my life long dream of going to space? Blocked
MJ
Unblock me. I have something to tell youLiz
👁👄👁Unblocked
MJ
BitchOk, sewer sludge
MJ
Liz
I think (Y/n) should go to space
It's where she belongs😌tHANK YOU
Wait, what's that supposed to mean, bitchLiz
She belongs to the aliens :)MJ
No one:
(Y/n) when she goes to space:I mean... you're not wrong
Crazy idea! What if I became a stripper for the aliens👀Liz
I stand by what I said
MJ
You shouldn'tLiz
I will unfriend you if you become a stripper for aliensGuess I'm friendless
I know Bruce and Thor hated Sakaar, but maybe I'll go there and showcase my talents there😌MJ
Only do it if you wear this
Alright bet
I'll buy that right nowLiz
I still can't believe you want to become a stripper in spaceIt's for my own entertainment, not the aliens'
Liz
Fair
This conversation did not go the way I intended it to goMJ
When does it everLiz
TrueSorry that I have a galaxy brain and you 2 don't
Liz
So are you going to start the petition?Yeah, I'm setting it up rn
https://www.change.org/let-yn-go-to-space-and-dance-for-the-aliensMJ
Tweet it out so everyone can sign
Wait, you should get Spider-Man to tweet it out or some other avengerGood idea but they're what's stopping me from going to space
Steve said if I could get a million people to agree with me, they'll let me visit spaceLiz
Tragic
Didn't you guys cancel him?Yes😔
He's a thot and should be punished for such crimesLiz
Maybe that's why he won't let you go to spaceNo, everyone agreed with him except for Wanda
She wants me to achieve my dreamsMJ
She's the only valid avengerLiz
Stan Wanda Maximoff for clear skin!
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