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ThorstyNed
I'm in shock
How could you not tell me?!????
What?Peter
Confusion
Please explainNed
Ok, but I have to do something firstɴᴇᴅ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ "ᴡʜᴏʀᴇs ғᴏʀ ⚡️ᴛʜᴏʀ⚡️"
Aw, but I liked Thorsty
Then again this has a nice ring to itNed
How could you not tell me you were going to meet Thor??!?!??!??Wait, how'd you find out about that
Ned
Because of your Instagram
Why'd I have to find out like thisHe's beautiful isn't he
I'm actually still with him
I might actually die from his godly presencePeter
I thought you were joking when you said you were getting coffee with him and NatBitch why would I lie about something like that?
They are my idols
I would never joke about meeting themNed
Wait
YOURE WITH THE BLACK WIDOW TOO?!Lol of course I am
She's my new mom
Also, go like my new pic
Peter
Did she even notice you taking that?Obviously
She gave me permission to post it
Her hair is still blonde and it's a lookNed
I just might faint
Like you're having coffee with two Avengers
How'd you do it?Peter
Dude! I'm an Avenger tooShut it pipsqueak
You ain't that special
So all I did was ask Natasha if she could let me meet Thor and then she was like sure the three of us will get coffee togetherNed
That's all it took
So coolOn a completely unrelated note, I'm now an Asgardian :)
My life is completeʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴏʀ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ɴᴀᴛᴀsʜᴀ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴThey wanted to say hi to you, Ned
Natasha
HelloThor
HiNed
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WTF IS HAPPENING:) :) :) :) :) :)
I'm so pleased with myselfNatasha
Why is it named Whores for ⚡️Thor⚡️Peter
...Because we love him
Isn't that right Peter?Peter
...Thor
Thanks I guessPeter
(Y/n), don't you do it
I know what you're thinkingWho me?
Peter, why would you ever think so low of me
Why would I of all people do something so evil :)Natasha
That smiley face is off putting
I've taught you wellPeter
(Y/n):)
Ned
Oh oh oh
I think I know what you're talking aboutThor
The face she is making at her phone makes me not want to let her meet ValkyrieYou're welcome :)
Also that hurt, ThorPeter
...
That's fake
Never happened
Disregard thatThor
I don't know what to thinkNatasha
I'm pretty sure Tony watches that footage on repeatHa!
Ok, well bye boys
We have a coffee date to finishNed
Invite me next timeWe'll see
Adios muchachos
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