To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

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Tony
I'm about to do something incredibly stupid and I'll probably be in over my head which never happens to me like ever
Someone give me advice

Peter
There is an astonishing amount of powerful people in this world, and a lot of them are flat-out crazy
So... trust me... you will always be in over your head. Always

Clint
Always??

Peter
Unless you're Thor

Clint
Ok that's fair

Thor
What's that supposed to mean

You rehearse that or something

Tony
It means you're practically batshit crazy whenever you do something "heroic" but it always works out for you because you're you while we're not you

Peter
Would you believe me if I told you that I've said those exact same words before?

Yeah probably

Thor
Interesting theory but that is not correct

Because according to the encyclopedia of akdbelcjejhsf

ᴅᴇᴀᴅᴘᴏᴏʟ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴅᴇᴀᴅᴘᴏᴏʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

That makes absolutely no sense. How does one add themselves if they're not even on the chat to begin with

Deadpool
Happy June 27ᵗʰ!

But it's not June????

Deadpool
Not here but out there it is

Peter
Out there? What's that supposed to mean?

Why would you be saying Happy June 27ᵗʰ!
What's so special

Deadpool
Oh Petey boy I can't answer that question. It'll rip the fabric of your universe and then you'd die

Clint
That's a bit harsh

Thor
Yes but that's the truth

Yay for honesty!!!!! Even if it's morbid

Deadpool
It's Thursday and the author is committed to her posting schedule even if it falls on her birthday so be thankful you ungrateful buffoons!

Are we the ungrateful buffoons?

Deadpool
Yes

Valid
Haha auTHOR

Deadpool
You said that because the author loves Thor. Thank her. Tell her happy birthday while you're at it