To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

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╚ Bold- peter & ned ╝
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"ᵂᵉ ᵛ ᵀʰᵒʳˢᵗʸ"

I've decided I want my life story to be told in a musical that's like super underground but is adored by a select group of people
The signing is astronomical but the show is super underfunded so there's minimal props and some actors have to play multiple kinda main characters

Ned
That's oddly specific
I approve

Thanks! It'll also make it to broadway like years down the line but no one will know unless you constantly search for reminders about the musical

Peter
Why are you planning your life in musical form in the middle of the night

Why aren't you asking Ned why he's responding to me
It's suspicious

Ned
Can I have front row seats to your musical?

Hell yeah!
Everyone gets front row except for Peter because he's a bitch

Peter
Rude. Still why are you planning this

I'm listening to The Lightning Thief Musical and decided that that's how I want my life to be told

Peter
That's an acceptable answer
That musical slaps

Ned
So are we a Percy Jackson stan gc now

Yeah. My 12 year old self would be proud

Peter
Now I'm listening to the musical's soundtrack while on patrol

Ned
And that's why Spider-Man is my favorite hero

Peter
I am your best friend. I sure hope I'm your favorite hero

My favorite superhero is that fat ass
Lol jk it's Thor, and Natasha, and
Nvm I can't choose

Peter
:/

You're cool too I guess

Ned
Do you think like the Greek gods are real
Like little 12 year old me needs to know

Peter
Idk I've never thought to ask

Why haven't I asked that question yet
I'm a failure
I take back my previous statement. My 12 year old self would not be proud of myself

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴏʀᴛɪʟʟᴀ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

You may be wondering why I have summoned you, fathor

Ned
It's like the middle of the night, (Y/n)
Do you want to be struck down by lightning???

Possibly

Peter
Ned, it's cool
None of the Avengers have proper sleep schedules

Thor
It's true