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╚ Bold- liz & mj ╝I'm panicking
Somebody call 911. My heart is about to explode
Miss Keisha? Miss Keisha?
Oh my fackin' god
She fackin' deadMJ
YES! Free at lastLiz
I thought she'd never dieBeing perpetrators isn't a good look on you 2
MJ
Uh oh spaghettioLiz
Slurp slurp bitchʏᴏᴜ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴍᴄʜᴏᴇs ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ 𝟹 ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴋᴇᴛᴇᴇʀs🌶🥵
Liz
(Y/n) what the literal hell is thatOur gc never had a name so now it does
MJ
Did you use 🌶🥵 because we're spicyLiz
If there is another reason I'm disowning youObviously why else would I use them
Liz
Idk you're stupid like thatI can't believe I'm being attacked in my own house
Hi my name is (y/n) from IM GONNA FACKING DIE and you're watching Disney channel :)MJ
Do do do do do doLiz
My childhood dream was to use on of those wandsHello! Anyone want to hear my woes
MJ
No, not reallyWell than, fack you too I guess
MJ
Nah, that's Peter's jobLiz
Hey isn't your date today?
OhYeah oh. IM FREAKING OUT MAN
LIKE WHAT EVEN IS A DATE?! IVE NEVER BEEN ON ONE BEFORELiz
You're just going to the movies. Calm downNo, I don't think I will
MJ
You'll live. And if you don't that's fine too
Isn't Thor's sister like the goddess of death? She can just resurrect you laterShe's dead
MJ
Is she thoughDon't think a dead person can make another dead person not dead
Liz
Your logic is blowing my mindIt's all the caffeine
Liz
Ok, listen, it's just like hanging out but with a different title. You're just going to the movies. Nothing that bad. You've been to the movies plenty of times
YOU ARE READING
To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)
FanfictionHi! Can I order a 12 piece Chick-fil-A nuggets with ranch, a large waffle potato fries, and a large cookies & cream milkshake? 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬- 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤-𝐟𝐢𝐥-𝐀 [peter parker x reader]* [al...