To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

▹𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚃𝚞𝚋𝚎 𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 - 𝟸

[the video starts off with (y/n) driving in her car with peter on the passenger side]

y/n: I'm in my mum's car, broom broom

peter: get out me car

y/n: aw

y/n: hello, and welcome back to the pits of hell!

peter: I hope Satan is that cheerful when he greats me upon my death

y/n: bitch, you ain't going to hell. I am

y/n: as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, welcome to my vlog where I give you a glimpse of the domestic side of the avengers

y/n: my last video blew up in a day, so I thought "why not make another one?"

peter: and now here we are

y/n: I just picked up Peter from his apartment and now we're heading upstate to where the avengers roam free

peter: we didn't even tell them that we're coming. we're just going to show up and hope they're there

peter: what are we going to do if they're not?

y/n: camp out in my car till they arrive

peter: that's a video in and of itself

y/n: we'll see where this go once we arrive

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y/n: we have been graciously let through by a security guard, and now we're driving straight up to the building

y/n: apparently I'm in the system now because the avengers love me, and Peter is in it because he's Tony's intern

y/n: so, Eugene, if you're watching this

y/n: suck it *flashes middle fingers that get blurred out*

peter: I thought you just told me that—

y/n: we're only mean to each other because it's fun. we thrive in this kind of friendship, but it's a secret so shhhhhhh

[the camera is flipped around to show the compound]

y/n: where are Bucky's goats?