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"ᵂᵉ ᵛ ᵀʰᵒʳˢᵗʸ"Y'all won't believe what just happened
Like, Peter, how do you do this like every night??
Like bitch the fack are you onNed
You good bro?Pft I'm not god
Ned
That's not what I said
I asked if you were goodYeah, good at being taken for granted
Peter
Valid but also concerning
(Y/n), what just happenedYa girl got stabbed
Ned
Like fr??
As in you were the fish and the knife was the fisherman??Ok, I may be slightly delirious from blood loss but that made no sense
Peter
Like did you stab yourself with like some safety scissors or is like a knife sticking out of youBitch, I'm a mfing pin doll
Like do I take out the knife? I want to because that'd be so badass but like then I'd bleed moreNed
Uhh be badass without taking out the knifePeter
HOW TF DID YOU GET STABBEDLol funny story actually
Ned
But you got stabbed...Peter
Shouldn't you go to the hospital or somethingLater. I need to tell y'all the story first
Peter
Wrong priority but okSo I was being a normal human and doing normal human things like stopping at 7/11 at 1:30 am to get a large slushee
Ned
That's a mood and a halfPeter
Ned! Don't encourage herNed
Hypocrite 😒Peter
Why you gotta be like thatSo anyway, I was getting my slushee when all of a sudden this huge scary dude bro came barging into the same 7/11 I was in at 1:30 am
And I was like "you do you, dude bro" but like internallyNed
Fascinating
I love storiesPeter
Honestly I'm kinda interested now
I shouldn't be but I amAnd he came up and got a large cup like me and got a cheery slushee
So we were like vibingPeter
Wow I did not see that coming
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To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)
FanfictionHi! Can I order a 12 piece Chick-fil-A nuggets with ranch, a large waffle potato fries, and a large cookies & cream milkshake? 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬- 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤-𝐟𝐢𝐥-𝐀 [peter parker x reader]* [al...