To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)

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╔ Regular- (y/n) ╗
╚ Bold- peter ╝

I'm bored

That sounds like a you problem

Well, it just became a you problem

How considerate

Are you out?

Being Spider-Man? Yeah
What do you want?

I don't know
Just bored

Ok, did you know Bucky sometimes sticks to-do lists on his arm with magnets

You're joking

Completely serious
One of the lists really went like this:
1.) wake up
2.) eat
3.) cry
4.) eat
5.) annoy Sam
6.) eat
7.) punch Steve
8.) have an existential crisis because aliens exist and I'm friends with some
9.) cry myself asleep

I feel that on a spiritual level
PETER!

(Y/N)!

I JUST THOUGHT OF A GENIUS IDEA!

GOOD FOR YOU!

I'M GOING TO STOP SCREAMING NOW!

Thank Thor! I thought my ears were going to start bleeding

Ok, so you know how reality shows are a comedic goldmine?

Yeah...

Hear me out
We make a reality TV parody show with the Avengers on YouTube

I'm listening

We can be co producers, Shuri can be post production, and Harley can be the over dramatic director

Ok this is great
The Avengers theme played on the kazoo better be the opening song

Obviously
It would be a sin to humanity if it didn't

We need a named for the show

Ok... got it!
Well, hopefully I have it
It'll be a mash up between drama and avengers
Like dramavengers!

Put parenthesis around the second 'A' for aesthetic purposes

We are literally geniuses

We still have to talk to Harley and Shuri about it, but they'll definitely get on bored

We'll have to run it by the Avengers too
As long as we don't reveal any secrets or cause any harm to their public image, we'll be good

It'll be a good PR stunt for them
It'll make them more relatable and seem more human
People are going to love it

Should we make a separate channel just for this purpose?

It'd be smart
We can all have access to it then

Wow, I can't believe my boredom lead to this
I should be bored more often

Your logic is blowing my mind

Thanks
Wanna know what's hot?

Thor?
Me?
Obama?

The sun
Wait, Obama?
Did you say that because you're his favorite superhero? Suck up

It's called having mutual respect

Obama doesn't think you're hot, Peter
He may like you, but that doesn't mean he finds you attractive
There's a difference

Are you accusing me of not being attractive?
Last I remember you were thirsting over me without even knowing it was me

Not my proudest moment
I stay awake at night just thinking about it
And I never said you aren't attractive, I said Obama doesn't think so
You're plenty enough attractive if I do say so myself

God, I would sure hope so
It's not like we're dating or anything

I mean technically we aren't official

Oh, do you want to be?

I don't mind
What do you want, Peter

I mean, if you're cool with
it then so am I

Hey, don't worry about me
I don't want you to feel pressured to say yes

No, I want this
It's just weird saying it I guess

Cool

Cool

So cool
Well, I guess I'll go contact Harley and Shuri while you ask the Avengers

That works with me
Talk to you later!

See ya, lover boy!

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