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Avengers ASS-emble🍑Bucky
Can someone loan me some money
I want to buy food but it's so expensiveSteve
Yeah, it used to be so much cheaper
Good timesOk boomer
Steve
...I'm not a baby boomerPeter
Ok boomerBucky
They got you thereOk boomer
Bucky
For [sᴛᴇᴠᴇ ʀᴏɢᴇʀs ᴄᴇɴsᴏʀ]s sake
I trusted you, (y/n)Ok boomer
Wanda
Just borrow Tony's credit card like I doTony
That's called stealing, Wanda. I never give you permission to take it, you just doWanda
Ok boomerPeter
One of us!
One of us!
One of us!Wanda
I knowTony
Did you just-Peter
OH MY GOD I WENT TO THAT EXACT STARK EXPOOh yeah, I remember that story
Tony
YOU WERE THERE?! YOU COULD HAVE DIEDPeter
But I didn'tRhodey
Oh dear godClint
STORY TIME!!!!!Peter
The drones were like pew pew 💥 and I was like ah I'm lost 🙀🤭 and wearing a helmet 🤠 maybe I should help and then one of the evil 🤖 was like imma kill ⚰️💀 ya and I was lol nope 😎 and went all iron man ✋💥 but like then actual iron man 🦸♂️🤩🙀 was like aye it ain't cool to shoot a kid and he then shot ✋💥 the evil 🤖 and was like good job 👍 kid and then I died a little inside 💀🖤
DU LIEST GERADE
To: Spider-Dweeb (P. Parker x Reader)
FanfictionHi! Can I order a 12 piece Chick-fil-A nuggets with ranch, a large waffle potato fries, and a large cookies & cream milkshake? 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬- 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤-𝐟𝐢𝐥-𝐀 [peter parker x reader]* [al...