Open on a Slayground in the middle of Bonesborough. Several baby-track Hexside students are there. A sign at the front gate reads "THE SLAYGROUND funded by the Bonesborough department of parks & wreck".
Cut to a sign above a bench that reads "ALL BLOODTHIRSTY MONSTERS MUST BE LEASHED". Eda, AJ and Luz are sitting on a bench under the sign.
Luz: *Visibly nervous* What if he gets hurt? What if the kids are mean to him? *Gasps* My parental instincts are freaking out, man.
AJ: *Without thinking* I'm gonna have make a future mental note of your overreactive parental instincts whenever we have our own kids.
Luz: *Blushes; doing a double take on AJ* Wha-What?!
AJ: *His whole face turns red* I'm gonna prete*Voice crack*nd I didn't say that out loud...
Luz: No, no, no, no, hold the phone and talk to me! Did you say-
Eda: Hush you two. Look at him, he's fine.
She points to King trying to climb the slide.
Luz: *To AJ* We're gonna have a talk mister. *Directing her attention to King* It does look like he's having fun.
AJ mouths to Eda "THANK YOU", luckily without Luz noticing and Eda grins, nodding.
King grunts, climbing up the slide.
Luz: Aw. I wonder what cute little game he's playing.
AJ: Probably something about a throne
King: Stand back, cretins. *Grunting as he reaches the top* Yes! Yes! This is a throne worthy of a tyrant. Bow to me you snotty underlings. Bow!
Kids: *Share a look* Okay.
One does a handstand while the other does a backbend.
King: Yes, appease your master.
A black (no racism) ginger kid with snot hanging from his nose climbs up the ladder on the slide and walks up from behind King.
Usurper: This isn't for standing, it's for sliding. You try. *Shoves him*
King: Whoa, whoa! *Screams, grunts hitting the ground* Eda! *Runs to his friends, clings to AJ's leg* That monster took my throne.
Eda: You mean the baby?
King: No, the usurper. I want you to go over there and blow him up. Kaboom!
Usurper: *Riding a spring rider* Kaboom!
Eda: *Unscrews Owlbert from her staff* Yeah, I'm not using Owlbert to blow up a five-year-old.
Owlbert hoots.
Eda: He's got better things to do. Like this... *Scratches under his wing*
Owlbert warbles.
Luz: Aw, what a sweetie. How did you get him?
AJ: Or did you make him yourself?
Eda: Yeah, I made him from the branch of an ancient tree. *to AJ* How did you know?
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Rise Of The Owl House
FanfictionThe first mystic warrior of the Boiling Isles in centuries. Follow AJ and Luz the humans in mystic and magical adventures filled with powerful witches and monstrous demons. #1: Staff (Woo-hoo!) #1: Vee (Booyakasha!) #1: Erin (Yes! My mom thanks you...