𝑺𝑨𝑭𝑬𝑻𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑻 | 𝙟𝙪𝙙𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙝𝙖𝙢

𝘹𝘷𝘪. 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘢 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵

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IMESSAGE

NAI🤍
come back.

J🤍
sorry??

NAI🤍
come back home
i can't take it anymore

J🤍
nai it's literally been a day..

NAI🤍
..
okay and???

J🤍
baby as much as i'd LOVE to be with you
i gotta spend time with my family
and plus it's literally only for the weekend

NAI🤍
but you don't UNDERSTANDDDD
your my only friend idk what to do with myself

J🤍
your job?

NAI🤍
....
do you want to be single??

J🤍
but i am tho..

NAI🤍
wow.

J🤍
BAE IM JOKING IM JOKING
read

NAI PLS IM SORRY
read

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IMESSAGE

MS. MONROE
someone collect their boy i don't want him no more.

MONEYMASE
already????

RICERICEBBY
that was quick

RIVERTENT
well done  jude you had a girlfriend for just over a week
give him around of applause ppl👏👏👏

SAKYY
👏👏👏

PHILZ
👏👏👏

JACKJACK
👏👏

BABYJUDE
I SAID IM SORRY

MS. MONROE
okay..??
well done 😐.

RASHY
full stops??? yeahhhh
jude you've lost her well done buddy🤣🤣

BABYJUDE
actually stfu i don't wanna hear it
i ain't lost shit 🙏🏽🙏🏽

MS. MONROE
oh so i'm shit now????

BABYJUDE
NO
NO PLS YOUR PERFECT I SWEAR
SEXIEST PERSON ON EARTH🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
pls take me back🥺🥺

RIVERTENT
no way brudda's just put '🥺'

MONEYMASE
ON PURPOSE ASWELL
LOLLLLLLL😭😭😭😭

JACKJACK
this guy is not serious wtf🤣🤣🤣

BABYJUDE
bro i'm trynna save my relationship here!!
nai bby pls forgive me :((

MS. MONROE
there's nothing to forgive..

BABYJUDE
PLEASE
ILL COME BACK HOME EARLY??????

MS. MONROE
...

RICERICEBBY
don't tell me you were arguing over jude being at his parents..

MS. MONROE
dec... honey the kids are calling :((

BABYJUDE
exactly hush..
so am i forgiven???????????

MS. MONROE
i'll think about it..

PHILZ
that means no btw jude

BABYJUDE
OI
no i don't.
...
it don't right???
read

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NAI🤍
don't come home

J🤍
wait are you being serious??
nai ofc i'm not single i'm with you
i was just joking!!!!!!

NAI🤍
omd
I KNOWW
i meantttt
you're with your family dont just come back for me
i'm just joking bae idc that you're spending the weekend with them.

J🤍
you being serious???

NAI🤍
ofc i am J
i'm not keeping you hostage

J🤍
so i can spend like 2 weeks there then??

NAI🤍
don't push it.

J🤍
IM JOKING IM JOKING
i can't even spend a day without talking to you

NAI🤍
exactly
i'm irresistible
i call it the nailea effect

J🤍
...

NAI🤍
get it??
like the mandela effect????

J🤍
i get it it's just shit 😐

NAI🤍
..
die

(liyah's notes)

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