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"Isn't that just kick–you–in–the–crotch, spit–on–your–neck fantastic?"
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"No way!" Chandler exclaimed.
"I'm telling you. She went to the airport, and she's going to go for it with Ross." Monica put down wine glasses on the dining table.
"Oh my God. This is huge." Phoebe walked over to me and the guys. "This is bigger than huge. This is like...alright, what's bigger than huge?" She asked us.
"Um...this?" Joey suggested.
"That's right." Phoebe nodded her head.
"Guys, you got new haircuts." Monica pointed at the two guys.
"Yes. Yes, we did. Thanks to Vidal Buffay." Joey and Chandler pat Phoebe on the back and pointed at her.
"'Cause, you know, if you don't look good, we don't look good." She said with her lips pouted. "I love that voice." She smiled at us. Suddenly, Rachel came running into the apartment with a bandaid on her forehead.
"Airport! Airport!" She said in a breathless voice. "Ross...not alone! Julie...arm around her!" She demonstrated for us. "Oh...cramp! Cramp! Cramp!"
"Okay, I think she's trying to tell us something." Chandler looked at the rest of us. "Quick. Get the verbs." He instructed, making Rachel smack him on the arm.
"You...you, you said he like me." She pointed a finger at him and back him into the kitchen. "You, you..." Then, Ross and a woman, most likely Julie, walked into the apartment. "...you slowpokes!" She chuckled in a fake tone.
"That's alright, Rach. We got the bags." Ross put down their bags. "Hi. Hello." He first went over to his little sister and hugged her. "Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe, hi. Joey, what up? And aw, hi, Suparna." He greeted us before running back to Julie. "Everyone, this is Julie." He put his hands on her shoulders.
"Julie." Rachel chuckled breathlessly, making us let out a sound of realization.
"Hi! Hey! Hi." We all greeted her and waved in our own ways.
"Hi, but I'm not here. You haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me." She replied with a smile.
"And bus." Ross added for her. "The screaming guy?" The two started giggling. This was clearly an inside joke from China.
"We're on this busy that's easily 200 years old. And this guy—" Julie was about to tell the story.
"The chicken poops in her lap." Rachel cut her off before chuckling. Then, she stopped and covered her mouth. "Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't I?" She faked. "Oh, it's just I heard this story in the cab, and it's all I can think about." She explained to us.
