Reincarnated as a Villainess: This Miss is Really Lazy! [Discontinued]

Chapter 1: Good bye, cruel world!

"Oi"

"..."

"Oi— wake up"

"..."

"I SAID WAKE UP!"

WHAT THE FU—

"Language!"

Geez, no need to scream.

My voice! I'm speaking but I can't hear any sound coming from me.

"Of course you can't speak. You're already a spirit. You don't have a body anymore." A deep smooth voice spoke, even with that mocking tone it's really nice to listen to.

Well damn, sorry.

Looking up, I saw a man in his early 20's. I could say that this man has Godly features. Literally. I mean flowing snow white hair, phoenix eyes, tall pointy nose, pink kissable lips. He seriously looks like a God. He's so beautiful that, I would've thought this man is a woman if not for those broad shoulders and tone body.

"Hmph! Didn't you hear what I said? I said you're a spirit now."

Ok. That's cool.

"There's nothing cool about being dead, idiot."

I'm already dead? Wow. Looks like christmas came early today. Thank you, Lord. I was about to make an amen gesture but then I remembered, I don't have a body anymore.

Anyways, this guy has been muttering non stop about something by the lines of 'foolish' or 'idiot'. It's kind of annoying. Whatever. I don't care. It's hard to talk to children. Too bothersome.

By the way. Pretty guy- I was about to ask where am I but pretty guy right here, cut me off by screaming-

"W-What did you say?! You—This... Don't say such things with a straight face!" The pretty man said while his beautiful face red like a tomato. Tomato... I wanna eat.

Pretty guy. I don't think spirits have faces...

"..."

Just staring at him, I patiently waited as he stood there speechless looking at me. Confused, I tilt to the side when the silence stretch for too long.

What? did I say something wrong?

"No. Just... Don't call me that."

...Ok.

Looks like this guy won't be talking so I started to list the prons and cons of being dead. So If I'm a spirit now. I can go anywhere I want. I can go through walls. I can just float and I don't need to walk anymore. Stairs can go kiss may ass. But. This means that I never ever get hungry anymore. And I don't need to eat food anymore. Nooo-

~5 minutes later~

But How about my babies? Who's gonna take care of them? Nooo my DVDs, anime figures, otome games, phone, laptop and my bed. I should have eaten that letche flan(1) in the fridge.

~Another 5 minutes later~

But I'm a spirit now and being a spirit is cool. I could go to heaven and live peacefully, or mabye I could go to hell, I heard it was lit. Then I could go reincarnate instead, but I think it's gonna be too bothersome...

~Another 5 minutes later~

"You know I can hear all your thoughts right?"

Is that so? You cheeky mind reader...