❛ 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐊 ❜ gallagher

pick up lines

nicky harper: "Did somebody put quarters in the vending machine? Because your snack is here!"

"We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte!"

"You make my heart skip a beet!"

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"Are your legs Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie."

"I don't have a library card, but can I check you out?"

"Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Because you got a pretty sweet ass!"

five hargreeves: "Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future."

"You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere."

"Baby, you give me sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia every time I see you."

"You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here."

"Are you made out of copper and tellurium? Because you're cute."

"I'm really attracted to you. According to Newton's Law of Gravitation you're attracted to me too."

"Are you copper? Because I Cu in my dreams."

"You grew on me the way yersinia enterocolitica grows on spoiled bacon."

"Babe, I love you more than Delores."

"I'd fucking kill for you."

aidan gallagher: "I'd never play hide and seek with you, because someone like you is impossible to find."

"Do you have a map? Because I got lost in your eyes."

"If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hands."

"You look a lot like my next girlfriend."

"Don't add honey to your tea. You're already sweet enough."

"You look familiar. Do we have class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry."

"I sent your selfies to NASA, because you're a star."

"Ya like jazz?"

"Hey, feel my sweater. You know what that's made of? Boyfriend material."

"Call me Shrek, because I'm head ogre heels for you."