Alex book thing

Rayne's 17th birthday: how well do I know this motherfucker?

Since yesterday was my bro's birthday, we decided to do something fun. He gave me some questions and we tested how much I actually know about this Irish fuckhead.

Bold = Rayne

Bold-italic = Alex

Normal-Italic = Matt

Let the games begin.

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• What's my favorite color?

I don't know, green or something? You're Irish... so... yeah.

You don't even know my favorite color?! Are you bolloxed or somethin'?

Normal English, Rayne. How many times do I have to tell you. And no, I'm not drunk.

• It's purple. Next question. What's my favorite food?

Pancakes. Easy one.

Wrong. Skittles.

That's not even food you fucker.

You're a fucker yourself.

That's what your mom said.

• Very low, Alex. Very low. What's my favorite band?

A Day To Remember.

Finally! Some braincells still work.

*Matt randomly walks into the room*

Who needs braincells when you have a dick?

My words, you cock sucking gobshite.

Just go on with the questions before my remaining braincells die because of you two.

• Fine. Favorite movie?

Paranormal Activity. You peed your pants.

I remember that.

That's impossible, Matt. You never learned how to use your brains.

True.

I thought you guys were playing a stupid game?

• Oh yeah, right. Didn't pee my pants though. And it's not paranormal activity. It's Kick-Ass. What's my favorite country?

You must be kidding. Ireland.

• That was an easy one. Complete this sentence: "my friends describe with the word..."

Fuckingidiotwhodrinkstoomuchandwillgetagirlpregnantsomedaywithoutevennoticingsincehehaslikenoworkingbraincellsanymore.

One word, Alex.

Dumb.

That's not true!

It kinda is.

You guys are so childish.

I•  just ignore you, motherfucker. What's my favorite thing to do?

Skateboarding. These questions are really fucking easy.

• What's a word I use too much?

Gowl. Way too much. And feek. Jesus christ.

• You're such a boring american, Alex. Superman or Spiderman?

Superman, you're fucking terrified of spiders.

Fuck you.

Can't help you have the personality of a little girl.

You're not even worth my respond.

And Alex wins. Again.

• What's my favorite animal?

Whales. They look like you.

This is no fun to play with you.

It's a tiger. I think.

• Correct motherfucker. What's my favorite app on my i-Phone?

The Starbucks shit.

• Damn it. If the house was on fire, what would I take with me?

The wristband Mason gave you.

• Yes, for sure. If I would get a piercing, what would I get pierced?

Your eyebrow, because you would never let someone stick a needle into your lip or some shit.

True, I'm not fucking gone in the head.

Yes you are. You're fucking mental.

I think you guys should quit this, it's not like anyone even reads your shit.

No one asked for your opinion, monster energy.

I'm hungry.

Me too.

Let's get food.

Good idea.

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So yeah, we kind of really suck at these things. Anyway, again: happy fucking birthday to Rayne. He's a great motherfucker, even though he can be really fucking annoying.

Hope we made you laugh (cause anything else is really hard for Rayne. Like speaking things that actually make sense.)

If you have a good friend, try this out and let us know! Would be fucking cool.

Stay different ✌

- Alex