I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me -
I answer my phone. 'Hello, with Alex?'
'Hi Alex, this is life.'
'Oh hey life, sup?'
'I'm very disappointed in you.'
'That sucks. Why are you disappointed with me?'
'Because you're happy.'
'Shit. What are you going to do about it?'
'Oh, I'll just throw some shit at your face. Here you have some broken ribs, a concussion, a friend who messed himself up again and your exams. Still happy?'
'No. Thanks for the help, man. Much appreciated.'
Fuck.
- Alex
p.s my actual ringtone is King for A Day. Not that it fucking matters.
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Alex book thing
Non-FictionI am Alex. I am 21 at the moment. I speak sarcasm fluently. I have a strong opinion on many things. I have a combined nicotine and caffeine addiction. Sue me. I have very dark humor. I hope you enjoy my writing, but honestly, I could care less.
