habits, supernatural [ 1 ]

045. superman gone dark side

Sam, Larissa, and Bobby are in his living room and have a demon tied to a chair under the devil's trap that's on the ceiling.

"I got to tell you, Redd... for a filthy, lower than snake spit Hellspawn, you seem to have turned yourself into a damn fine hunter. I don't know whether to kill you or kiss you." Bobby says.

"Oh, please, kill me." Redd says. "If anybody's gonna kiss me, let it be the hot chick." Larissa rolls her eyes.

"That was you that dug out that nest of vamps back in Swan Valley, wasn't it?" Bobby asks.

"That was nice work." Sam says.

"Eight of 'em in one go, roped and tied." Redd says.

"And then you brought them to Crowley, right?" Bobby asks.

"Read the papers, redneck. The king is dead." Redd says. Bobby chuckles and splashes holy water onto Red who groans in pain.

"Crowley's alive. You prove it just by being, you poor, dumb jackass. Crowley's alive. His nets are still out. Except now he's using you schmucks to hunt his monsters." Bobby says.

"Up yours." Redd says.

Bobby turns to Sam with his hand out. Sam gives Bobby Ruby's knife. Dean walks in and nods to Sam, the two going into the kitchen.

"Redd... where's Crowley?" Bobby asks, but Redd doesn't answer. "No? Nothing? Oh, okay, then. Here, hang on to this for a bit." Bobby stabs Redd in the leg with the knife making him scream in pain. The two go into the kitchen.

"What's the hubbub?" Bobby asks.

"I saw Cas. He popped in on me about two hours back." Dean informs.

"What'd you tell him?" Bobby asks.

"Nothing, all right? Told him we were on some crap monster hunt. He doesn't know that we're getting close to Crowley. You know, he's our friend... and we are lying to him through our teeth." Dean says.

"Dean--" Sam tries.

"So he burned the wrong bones. So Crowley tricked him." Dean reasons.

"He's an angel." Bobby says.

"He is the Balki Bartokomous of Heaven. He can make a mistake." Dean says.

"Nobody's saying nothing yet." Bobby says.

"You think that Cas is with Crowley. Crowley?" Dean asks.

"Look, I'm just saying I don't know. Now, look, I hate myself for even thinking it. But I don't know." Bobby says.

"Look, Dean, he's our friend, too, okay? And I'd die for him. I would, but... look, I'm praying we're wrong here." Sam says. The three look at Larissa.

"I-I mean, I like him... but we're not exactly besties or anything, so... I don't think I'd be as terribly backstabbed as the rest of you. No offense." Larissa says.

"But if we ain't -- if there's a snowball of a snowball's chance here -- that means we're dealing with Superman who's gone dark side. Which means we've got to be cautious, we got to be smart, and maybe stock up on some Kryptonite."

"That makes you Lois Lane." Dean tells his brother.

"Look, one problem at a time here. We got to find Crowley now before the damn fool cracks open Purgatory." Bobby says. They go back to Redd. "Where's Crowley?"

"Up yours." Redd hisses. Bobby twists the knife in his leg making him scream.

"I don't know where Crowley is." Redd states.