In the Naruto world, where there aren't any cookies (Book 1 of The New Noblesse)

Because weird things just happen like that

Hello~

Anna here, not like it would be anyone else....Ahem. Yeah, anywho, this chapter was fun, and I liked it ALOT. It was fun to write, so I hope ya likes it :3

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I held out a hand to the blonde boy. He smiled softly and reaches out to take it, but as he does, he drops dead. I giggled sweetly as the red head glares at me from the floor where she was trying to wake the blonde.

"What did you do?" she asked, and I sighed.

"Nothing. Just sent him into an eternal sleep is all." I replied, and she grits her teeth, and was comforted my the black haired kid who, odd enough, didn't seem to care about his teammate. (His purple eyes and shiny, straight black hair reminded me of Lelouche >.<) I smile wickedly.

"Ah, it seems this one doesn't care. Might I ask why not?" I ask, curiosity evident in my voice. The girl was about to say something, but was cut off by the other one.

"Not unless you tell me what you did to him." he said, guesturing to the blonde. Shaking my head slowly, I grin.

"I sucked out his soul. Nothing more, nothing less. Now, would you mind telling me why there's so much love in this team?" I ask, sarcasm building up at the last bit. He sighed, and his purple eyes met my red.

"We aren't a team." he said, but was cut off by the red head.

"Don't, we weren't supposed to tell." she said, and I grinned.

"Not supposed to tell? I wonder, what does that mean?" I muse, and she flinches at the sound of my voice. The black haired one grimaced, but then shook it away and continues.

"We are not Gennin here for the Exam, we are Chuunin here to test...a few things." he replies, looking away, and I grit my teeth.

"Which Kage?" I asked.

"Raikage-sama." he replied, and I let out a breath through my nose. Closing my eyes, I counted to ten, and when I opened, them I smiled up at the black haired boy, whose eyes widened in surprise.

"Sorry 'bout this, Lelouche." I said. He cocked his head to the side.

"How did you-" he was cut off by the red head.

"What are you going to do?" she demands, and I grin.

"Nothing much, just gonna talk with the Raikage is all." I reply, and shoot her in the head with Casull. I heard a shout, and somewhere in the back of my mind it registered that Neji's fight was up next. Grinning from ear to ear at the sight of the red head covered in blood, I turned back to the black haired one. He looked curious, and I tilted my head to the side, an indication for him to speak.

"How'd you know my name?" he asks, and my mouth drops open, as does Akira's and Kago's. (WHEN DID THEY GET HERE?)

"Lucifer..." I called.

"Yes, Master?" he replied.

"Does he not look like Lelouche?" I asked, and he nodded.

"He does, but-" "Lucifer, his name's Lelouche." I cut him off, and there was silence.

"L-Last name?" Akira asked.

"Lamperouge." came the response. More silence as we processed.

"Lelouche Lamperouge." Lucifer confirmed, and he nodded.

"Well...fuck a doodle doo." Kago mumbled. I growled deep in my throat, making everyone's attention turn to me.

"No." I say, and Akira sighed, as did Lucifer.