In the Naruto world, where there aren't any cookies (Book 1 of The New Noblesse)

The Loyard Clan Leader

"Dayum." I said, and Kakashi nodded in agreement as we stared at the person in front of us.

The person had long flowing red hair, a stick kind if thing, and...boobs. I stared, and stared, and stared. I felt some sort of connection with her, and couldn't place what it was. I but my lip, thinking as Kakashi prepared to go into battle. I sighed.

"Kakashi, don't." I said, and he got out of his fighting position, still tense though. I walked slowly up to her. 

"Hello dear. Why are you and that man trying to attack me?" She asked, and I grinned. I like her already. Lucifer came up beside me and sent a nod to her. Her eyes widened as she stared at him, and then she bowed. 

"Crosszeria-sama." She mumbled, and he 'Hn'ed in response, and she got up. I have her a soft smile. 

"Would you do us a favor and come back to Konoha with us?" I asked, and she looked over to Lucifer, who nodded. She then turned back to me and smiled lazily. 

"Yeah, okay." She replied. I grinned while Kakashi was eyeing both me and her wearily. I raised an eyebrow. 

"Oi, Kakashi, whatcha starin at?" I asked. 

"You're being polite. It's scaring me." He said. I rolled my eyes, grinning, then turned to the woman. 

"Ne, what's your name?" I asked. 

"Rozaria." came the reply, and she looked to Lucifer, who nodded.

"I am a noble down in the Underworld." she continued, and I nodded. 

"Lukedonia." I corrected absentmindedly. 

"What?" she asked, and I snapped out of my thoughts. 

"Ah, sorry. The Underworld. It's 'Lukedonia' now." I said, and she gave me a confused look, but nodded anyway. The rest of the trip was comfortable silence for Lucifer, Rozaria and I. I could tell it was killing Kakashi though. Heh.

---TIMESKIP---

"My name is Rozaria J Loyard. I am the Loyard Clan's leader." she said. We were standing in the Hokage's office. Well, they were standing. I was sitting cross legged on the floor. Sarutobi's eyes widened and he looked her over. I coughed. 

"Ero-Jiji." I said, and he looked away, giving me a 'shaddup' look. I grinned. 

"Well, Rozaria, I will leave it up to Kuroi to do what she wants with you." he told her, and I waved as she looked over at me.

"Rozaria." Lucifer spoke. Sarutobi looked startled, even if slightly; as far as he knew Lucifer didn't speak much. She looked up at him, not looking directly in his eyes, a show of respect, apparently. He held his hand out towards her, and from his fingertips came a thread of darkness, swirly and misty, moving towards her. From hers came a red mist; they clashed, and soon enough, his was overpowering hers, and not long after that it had taken over even her fingers. He then lowered his hand, and Rozaria's hand was covered in the newly darkened mist, as it slowly faded, drawn back into her fingertips. Her eyes gleamed a bright red, and she took a deep breath. She then turned to me and smiled genuinely, kneeling at my feet.

"Noblesse-sama." she greeted, and my eyes grew wide. 

"Woah, hold up, hold up, back the fuck up." I said, and she looked up at me. 

"Rule number one, Rozaria;" I started, and she nodded, still kneeling. 

"NEVER ever call me 'Noblesse-sama'. Or 'Noblesse'. I've had enough of that from the dudes down in Lukedonia." I said, and she smiled and nodded.