In the Naruto world, where there aren't any cookies (Book 1 of The New Noblesse)

Final Battle...and an Extra

"Hmmm....what should I do first? Kill you straight off the bat? No, you've got to stay to be part of the plot. Should I use a genjutsu?" Naw, Kakashi's gonna see through that, sooner or later.
"How about stealing your souls?" No, then they won't be okay for the battle against the Sand. "What should I do?"

While I was pondering out loud, the two were attacking me relentlessly. I dodged, I blocked, I countered every now and then. Sighing, I looked straight into the eyes of Asuma and showed him the death of Sarutobi and Konohamoru. Evil, I know, but what did you expect? I'm a sadistic bitch. Smirking as he screamed and at Kakashi's confused expression, then understanding as he figured it out, I disappeared and reappeared behind him and paralysed him by hitting his pressure points. Honestly speaking, I really want to kill them, but I couldn't just do that, they were needed in the plot....I mean...I love them because they're my friends...yeah, let's go with that..... Ahem.

"Yo, Akira!" I called, watching as Asuma released the genjutsu. Keeping an eye out for Kakashi who was now having a silent conversation with Asuma, I grinned as Akira called back, "What could you possibly want during a match against two Jounin, woman?" I snickered. "You know I can ask for ALOT during that time, so don't try asking." I replied, and heard him sigh. "Whatever. So whaddya want?" he asked, and I threw my Ipod at him. "Dear sir, I want something appropriate." I said, and he chuckled. "Got it." he replied, and after a few seconds of, 'Naruto, she doesn't know I put this song on here, so what's say we play it?' and then, 'Nope, I'm not gonna help ya when she comes to get you.' and, 'Fine.' I heard the most EPIC song in the world.

"I wanna be the very best
That no one ever was..."

"AKIRA, I LOVE YOU!" I screamed, causing him and a few others, including the two in front of me in the arena to sweatdrop. Grinning like the idiot I was, I sang along, of course.

"To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Punch Kakashi, duck under Asuma's foot, right kick, back up and wait for them to regain their balance.

Pokemon, it's you and me
I know it's my destiny

"NOT A FUCKING WORD, NEJI!" I rounded on him after he started spewing his 'destiny' crap, and he smirked at my use of the word, probably thinking something on the lines of me contradicting myself.

Pokemon, oh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon, a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

Engage in a two on one taijutsu battle. Punch, dodge, kick, punch, dodge, kick. When they figure out your pattern, jump over them.

You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemonnnn
Gotta catch 'em all

When Kakashi uses his Sharengan, use Baskerville to attack Asuma. Since Baskerville doesn't technically use chakra, and it isn't exactly tai jutau either, there should be at least some advantage, however little it is. Baskerville happily 'attacks' Asuma, Kakashi makes familiar handsigns, though I can't remember where from.

Yeaahh

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Pokemon, It's you and me
I know it's my destiny

"SMIRK AGAIN AND IMMA KILL YA NEJI!" His smirk falters, but I can still see the amusement in his eyes. After I lectured him about 'destiny', he didn't talk as much about it around me.

Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend