mother ↯ bts [#WATTYS2017]

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KSJ.

ma boy why are you so nice to everyone?

SEOK: [SEOKJIN LAUGHS] isn't it fortune to treat people nicely? you treat people the way you want to... be treated...
but... i guess this time i have to make an exception ...

yo, eomma, [SEOKJIN FLINCHES] are you still going to look after jimin after what he did to all of you? like being forced to love him?

SEOK: please don't say the j word around me.
it's horrible but i'll try to escape soon, you haven't seen the last of this. i'll find nam... [SEOKJIN STARTS TO CRY]

how's heaven?

SEOK: darling, i think you have the wrong place. this is HELL.

are you alive?

SEOK: just barely.

you should have trusted namjoon, you've known him for longer. and also, isn't it obvious if you take a boy from the street he'll do SOMETHING shady??

SEOK: don't judge me! i trusted jimin. that was a mistake.

ahh... indeed you're the eomma...

SEOK: don't say the e word either. please.

PJM.

BOI WTF ARE YOU, A GHOST?? A DEMON?? A POLTERGEIST??

J: i'm a jinn. one of the devil's companions.

ARE YOU A CASHIER?? FUCK I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE

J: fun fact, i worked as a cashier in my past life.

dO YOU THINK EOMMA IS TRULY HAPPY FOR WHAT YOU FUCKING DID?? HUH??

J: first of all, he's MY eomma. don't call him eomma, otherwise i will come to your house and murder you just like i did to hoseok...
second of all, of course he's happy. we're living the dream. i just rid him of the unnecessary people.

how can you be so psycho but so cute at the same time?

J: why? i can gladly be the former if you want me to.

H: suck a dick jimin

J: who's? seokjin's?

H: whY YOU—

[PLEASE STAND BY]

boi why you gotta kill your mom

J: [SLIGHTLY BLOODY] he isn't dead. simply living the dream.

how could a smol softie like you kill?

J: why? do you want an example?

you're such a sexy monster T-T

J:... what the fuck

SUGA: i agree. he isn't sexy at all.

T: more like a monster

H: just a monster

N: lmao

KNJ.