My Life and Other Sad Things

as i get off the plane

as i get off the plane
the piloet announces
there is a tornado warning
we will need you to vacate
the plane in an orderly fashion
please do this immediately
this is not a drill

the person next to me scoffs
she is a millennial
around my age
just another day in ohio, why are they making it out to be a big deal? she says.

ive known about this for a couple hours actually i say its broadcasting over there free tv programming .

really? the gentlemen in the seat behind us pipes in thats real interesting.

attention passangers. please exit the plane immidently. this is not a drill.

the millennial groans. are you kidding me? now that is only going to inspire panic. we know this is not a drill. clearly.

were all going as fast as we possible can the gentlemens wife says.

i mean its not like we have a bounty of space i say this is literally a hallway and people have to grab there carryon luggage. they didnt design this plane for fast exiting.

we are getting alerts and we need to exit this plane as fast as possible. there is a tornado warning. this is not a drill. please make your way to the exit.

a simultaneous moan

-morons