My Life and Other Sad Things

i sit down and say,

i sit down and say,
this is my chair... my precious.

my coworker laughs. i called dibs!

you cant call dibs im already sitting.

shes replacing the trash when she screams out in pain. owe! i dislocated my finger i just heard myself pop it back into place

i laugh. well that sucks. i was going to make a job about you being trash but now i feel bad.

she laughs. whatever.

i say you know i was really trying to make this 10 minute break the longest break of my life but you being this entertaining blew it.

yeah, she says laughing, time flies when you having fun.