Quinn: Hello, fellow hamiltrash! We're back with more Hamilton Reacts to Stuff!
Laff: Bonjour!
Schuyler sisters: *wave and blow kisses*
Quinn: So we're just gonna pick up where we left off with another song from Spamilton. It's the second song in the track. I looked up the track list and the first four all sounded interesting to react to, so we're gonna go down the line. LunarSundae, if you have any songs in particular you want these guys to react to, just let me know.
Laurens: So what weird song are we listening to now?
Quinn: This one's called Aaron Burr, Nervous-er
[ALL]
August 2014
New York City
[LIN MANUEL]
Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?
Hamilton: Hey, he stole my line! *turns to Burr* Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?
Burr: No. *turns away*
Laurens: *shudders* Stop it Alex!
[LESLIE ODOM]
I'm Leslie Odom as Burr, sir.
Burr: *blinks* So, wait... these people are pretending to be us... I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Herc: Creeps!
[LIN MANUEL]
Well sure, sir
I'm Lin Manuel as Hamilton at your service, sir
Now that I've cast you, sir
[LESLIE ODOM]
I'm getting nervous, sir
Burr: He should be. If this guy's anything like Hamilton, poor Leslie's in for a trip.
Hamilton: Not true! This Lin guy sounds super annoying! Nothing like me.
Everyone: *awkward laughter, plus a few brutally honest head shakes*
[LIN MANUEL]
Sorry, sir, that's worse, sir
[LESLIE ODOM]
I'm getting nervous-er-er
Hamilton: Nervous-er-er? That's not even a thing.
Laurens: You've obviously never hidden in a stranger's trunk with a wedding cake and a baby goat before.
Angelica: What are you even talking about Laurens.
Laurens: IT WAS A CRAZY SUMMER YALL.
[LIN MANUEL]
Sir, I'd like to confer, sir
I am searching throughout Broadway for the answer to my question
How can we make better musicals occur, sir?
It's all a blur, sir
[LESLIE ODOM]
While we're talking, let me offer you some free advice
Smile more
Burr: *smiles*
Hamilton: OH NO THIS GUY REALLY IS BURR.
Rhyme less
Hamilton: Wait what?
[LIN MANUEL]
Excuse me, sir?
[LESLIE ODOM]
Be terser in your verse, sir, you're no Johnny Mercer
Hamilton: DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS ABOUT GOOD OL JOHNNY MERCER-
Laurens: STOPPPPPP!!! *smacks Alex with a throw pillow*
[LIN MANUEL]
I concur, sir
I'm an amateur, sir
And I don't want to incur your curse or madness
Can you tell me where I'd find a Broadway that I'd prefer, sir?
[LESLIE ODOM (spoken)]
Broadway grosses are higher than ever, that's all you need to be concerned with.
[LESLIE ODOM]
Don't let them know that In The Heights is all you're good for.
Quinn: DANG!!! *clears throat* I mean, uh... what did you think, guys?
Burr: I really like this Leslie Odom fellow.
Hamilton: Psh! Talk about a guy whose pants are tied up in a knot!
Eliza: So far, my favorite Spamiton song is the first one.
Hamilton: Same.
Seaburry: Agreed!
Burr: *shrugs* I like this one.
Quinn: Okay, if your favorite so far is Lin-Manuel as Hamilton, raise your hand.
[Hamilton, Eliza, Peggy, Laurens, and Samuel, and Madison raise their hands]
Quinn: Okay, now if you like Aaron Burr, Nervous-er, raise your hand.
[Burr, Angelica, Jefferson, Laff, and Herc raise their hands]
Quinn: Cool. I think my favorite is the first one too. But we've still got some more songs to listen to!
Peggy: Cool!
Angelica: Should be fun.
Quinn: Welp, I think that wraps up this episode! Aaron, why don't you close us out?
Burr: Talk less, smile more. Stay in school, kids.
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